Friday, August 14, 2009

A message to 'Annoyed'…

Dear 'Annoyed':

Firstly, I want to say I’m VERY happy to such ‘loyal’ reader for my blog. BUT,

Seriously you need to go and see a doctor, psychiatrist, or just go to any hospital to seek for medical help. You are SICK! Symptoms which show you ARE sick are:

1. You have problem in UNDERSTANDING proper English, although you CAN write in English.

2. You have problem READING English, although (once again) you seem to have the tendency to write well in it.

3. You have a serious case of eyesight problem. You seem unable to see the words BELOW the Alphabet Letters PS!

If precautionary steps are not taken, you’ll be harm to the society, the people around you and yourself.

IF you are not SICK,

THEN FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!
DON’T MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE!

READING EVERY SINGLE PERSON I LINK TO AND COMMENTED THEIR BLOG,
THAT SHOWS YOU SUFFERED FROM A SERIOUS HEAD INJURY MAN/WOMAN!

IF you DO have such FREE leisure time,
try doing SOMETHING ELSE!
I came up with a few ‘ideas’ JUST FOR YOU!

1. You can be Famous after you did this!

You can start by JUMPING OFF KLCC. You enjoy the short moment of breeze and scenery in KL just before you hit the ground! You will also be FAMOUS for doing that since KLCC is one of Malaysia’s landmarks. You’ll be first in the History of Malaysia to do IT! Your name will be FOREVER recorded in the Malaysia’s Guinness Books of Records!

2. You will feel closer to the Origin of Life!

If you like be closer to Mother Nature, try DROWNING YOURSELF IN YOUR WATERBOTTLE. Everyone who studied will know that our Earth is consisting of 75% of water. Therefore, water can be counted as Mother Nature herself. Drowning in the sea, lake, river or swimming pool is too CLASSICAL & BOOORING. Let’s try something new by thinking of a way to drown yourself in your water-bottle! It’s creative and never been done before! Try it and you’ll see (or NOT) the impact of the news to the WORLD. You’ll be saluted worldwide as the student who is capable to drown in their own water-bottle.

3. You will closer to Home-Sweet-Home when you conduct this…

If you prefer in the slow, painful and classical way of dieing, I suggest SLITING YOUR LEFT WRIST OR YOUR THROAT! You start with a kitchen knife, razor or just a simple Swiss Army Pocket Knife. You will be ‘enjoying’ the slow, painful feelings which signify you as still a human before you die. A VERY-VERY memorable event!

IF YOU NEED HELP IN THESE ‘JUST-FOR-YOU (Annoyed)-BENEFITIAL-ACTIVITY’, DON’T HESITATE OR FEEL SHY TO ASK FOR HELP!

OR

IF YOU CAME UP WITH A MORE CREATIVE OR EXTREME ‘JUST-FOR-YOU (Annoyed)-BENEFITIAL-ACTIVITY’, ALSO DO NOT FEEL SHY TO VOICE IT OUT LOUD!

ME AND MY GANG WILL BE MORE THAN WILLING TO HELP YOU!

‘Sincerely’
Titus,
Owner/Master of Du Vrangr Gata.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can u add me become this blog author?
rtcoolman@live.com